"Hockey is like a bathroom--the more Staals, the better."
alternate universe in which the staals are actually an army of clones plotting to take over the nhl (or maybe even the world)
i’m a marc in a room full of eric, jordan, and jareds
Eric Staal kisses Jonathan Toews after winning the Gold Medal
James: We’ve all been studying the schedules, what are you looking forward to most, Jordan? Would that be playing the Penguins February 28th, or your brother Marc and the Rangers on March 18th? (►)
#tbt: jordan staal’s glorious mane; requested by brandoncrust